I HATE it when someone insults me HARD then says “JUST KIDDING!”
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas)
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
(Source: best-of-text-posts)
